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Once upon a time there was an alien named Hyper who came down to earth one day.
He was flying over the huge Pacific Ocean and decided to land.
Since there wasn't any land to land on, his tiny flying saucer splashed down into the water. His
saucer slowly sank to the bottom.
Hyper anxiously climbed out of the cockpit. As Hyper looked around he saw a funny looking octopus with
a funny face and it talked funny too. The octopus said, 'Hi, my name is George!'
'I am Hyper,' said Hyper. 'Let's play a game!'
So George and Hyper start to play lots of games. They tried playing cards, but the cards got all wet and
soggy. They tried playing soccer, but the ball floated away. They tried playing computer games, but there was
nowhere to plug in the computer.
'This isn't working,' said George.
Suddenly some seahorses swam by. This gave Hyper an idea. 'I know,' he said, 'We'll
have a horse race!'
It wasn't easy, but George and Hyper managed to get on two of the seahorses. They raced around
and around the ocean floor.
When they finally finished racing, the two friends were very tired, but not as tired as the
seahorses!
'Hey, who won?' asked Hyper suddenly.
'I don't know,' said George. 'You know something? I feel so tired I could explode," he said.
'Yeah, me too,' said Hyper.
And they did!
B O O M ! !
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Recently it was sprayed both inside and out with enough toxic chemicals to cause severe brain damage to the next seven
generations of the Ormston family!
Unfortunately the same can not be said about the fleas and ants. These insect pests seem to thrive on the spray!
New groups of ants are coming into the house in droves. There are twice as many now as there were before the fateful
spray day.
It was a box. He liked it so much we had to keep it. So we did, and now he always sleeps in it.
Juliet says: