Once upon a time there was a young " + boyGirl + " named " + form.firstname.value + ". " + form.firstname.value + " was " + form.age.value + " years old and lived in " + form.city.value + ", " + form.country.value + ".
While walking home from school one day, a " + pet + " jumped out from behind a " + form.plant.value + " and tackled " + form.firstname.value + " to the ground. But just when " + heShe + " was about to let out a scream for help, " + form.firstname.value + " realized that the " + pet + " was only licking " + hisHer + " face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, " + form.firstname.value + " decided to keep the " + pet + " as a pet. And on the way home " + heShe + " decided to name " + hisHer + " pet " + pet + " \"" + form.friend.value + "\".
When " + form.firstname.value + " and " + hisHer + " new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was " + form.firstname.value + "'s mother, " + form.mom.value + ". And boy was she surprised to see a " + pet + " following " + form.firstname.value + " into the yard! \"What in world is that?\" shouted " + form.mom.value + ".
\"It's a " + pet + ",\" answered " + form.firstname.value + ".
\"No duh, I can see that, " + form.firstname.value + ", but what on earth is it doing here?\" said " + form.mom.value + ".
\"It's my new pet!\" answered " + form.firstname.value +".
\"Oh you think so do you?\" remarked " + form.mom.value + ". \"I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates " + pet + "s. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.\" And with that " + form.firstname.value + " grabbed " + form.friend.value + " by the scruff of the neck and led " + hisHer + " new pet into the house--even though " + heShe + " knew " + hisHer + " father was probably going to dissaprove.
Once in the house, " + form.firstname.value + " and " + form.friend.value + " played and played, that is until " + form.firstname.value + "'s favorite television show, \""+ form.tv.value + ",\" started. At that point " + form.firstname.value + " forgot all about " + form.friend.value + " having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through \"" + form.tv.value + ",\" when " + form.firstname.value + " was brought back to reality when " + heShe + " heard " + hisHer + " father shout, \"" + form.cuss.value + "!! " + form.firstname.value + "! Get your " + form.butt.value + " in the " + form.room.value + "...NOW!!\"
With that " + form.firstname.value + " rushed into the " + form.room.value + " to see what all the fuss was about. When " + heShe + " entered the " + form.room.value + ", there stood " + hisHer + " father, " + form.dad.value + ", pointing toward the " + form.furn.value + ". \"Will someone please explain that?\" asked " + hisHer + " father.
Then, as " + form.firstname.value + " followed " + hisHer + " father's finger to where it was pointing, " + heShe + " instantly knew what " + hisHer + " father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the " + form.furn.value + ", was the biggest pile of " + form.animal.value + " doo-doo " + heShe + " had ever seen! \"I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,\" said " + form.dad.value + ". \"But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!\"
Well, knowing " + hisHer + " father as well as " + heShe + " did, " + form.firstname.value + " knew there was no sense even asking " + hisHer + " father if " + heShe + " could keep " + form.friend.value + " for a pet. So without hesitation, " + form.firstname.value + " set out to find where " + form.friend.value + " was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, " + form.firstname.value + " discovered " + form.friend.value + " crouched beneath the table that " + form.firstname.value + " did " + hisHer + " " + form.hobby.value + " on.
\"Come on, " + form.friend.value + ", it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the " + form.furn.value + "!\" scolded " + form.firstname.value + ". \"Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet " + form.animal.value + "!!\" And with that " + form.firstname.value + " led " + form.friend.value + " out of the house and down to the local " + form.store.value + ". They had a pet section and " + form.firstname.value + " knew the owner would find " + form.friend.value + " a good home. So after saying good-bye to " + form.friend.value + ", and thanking the owner of " + form.store.value + ", " + form.firstname.value + " walked backed home and attempted to drown " + hisHer + " sorrows by slamming down a half dozen " + form.drink.value + "s. But " + form.firstname.value + "'s pitty party came to an abrupt end when " + hisHer + " father reminded " + himHer + " about the mess " + heShe + " had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, " + form.firstname.value + " suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.